Goonhub
08-31-2014, 11:28 AM
Dumb surplus crate item idea time!
I posted this in the SA thread a while back, but I figure I should put it here too.
The Priceless Ming Vase
Shows up in surplus crates. May or may not belong to your boss.
I was thinking it could be used in two ways, depending on your intent.
help/disarm/grab intent: Using it on another person shoves the vase over their head (assuming they don't have a hat). Having a vase on your head makes you unable to see and you stumble about randomly. Hitting the victim in the head with a heavy object or having them walk into walls enough should break the vase.
harm intent: Smash the vase over some poor sap's head, breaking it instantly but knocking them down and doing a decent amount of brute damage.
I posted this in the SA thread a while back, but I figure I should put it here too.
The Priceless Ming Vase
Shows up in surplus crates. May or may not belong to your boss.
I was thinking it could be used in two ways, depending on your intent.
help/disarm/grab intent: Using it on another person shoves the vase over their head (assuming they don't have a hat). Having a vase on your head makes you unable to see and you stumble about randomly. Hitting the victim in the head with a heavy object or having them walk into walls enough should break the vase.
harm intent: Smash the vase over some poor sap's head, breaking it instantly but knocking them down and doing a decent amount of brute damage.