Make Wizards Unable to Use Tech

[MrFable]

According to the little "lore" (and I use the word in the loosest sense) I've read, the Space Wizards Federation is suppose to be full of technophobic luddites. Going along with this, I propose we make any tech a Wizard attempts to use backfire hilariously.

Examples:

Dumbledore the Asshole Space Wizard holds the laser gun backwards and shoots himself. What a dork!

Dumbledore the Asshole Space Wizard hits his head on the pod door. What a dweeb!