Butt stuff

[Captain_Bravo]

Gentlemen, and gentleladies, it is time for science. Butt Science.

I propose two new traitor items, harnessing the limitless power of the human butt.

First, a blast from the past, taking one of Neddy Seagoon's ideas and making it hip and cool to appeal to today's modern butts.

I actually had a suggestion for a traitor roboticist item that I just remembered; The Syndibutt crate. Basically like the Janitor's crusher cart, but instead resembling a regular cargo crate ("oh hey, just getting more metal from the Quartermasters..."). Flash person and insert, screams come from within interspersed with malicious flatulence, open it up and out pops a Buttbot along with the victim's stuff.

That is an excellent suggestion, with just one thing I would add to improve it...

Player-controlled buttbots.

Like how the janitor crusher lets you run around and scream for a short while as a meatcube, make the buttbox let you control the buttbot that emerges. anything you try to speak comes out as "butt", and the only emote you can use is *fart. Using the Suicide command causes you to explode in a superfart.

Next, a Bravo original, with an incredible twist by LeadRobot:

New traitor item: Post-it notes.

Using a pen on a pad of post-it notes creates one "Butt Me" sign. (Pad in one hand, pen in other. Click pen on pad, put pen away, click pad with empty hand to peel off the note.)

Hitting someone with a "Butt Me" sign slaps it on their back, and cannot be removed.

All buttbots are extremely aggressive to anyone with a "Butt Me" sign, knocking them over and farting on their faces.

Examining someone with a "Butt Me" sign on them informs you that they are a nerd, and should be farted on.

Your Objectives Have Been Updated:
Objective #1: Ensure that Gnome Chompski escapes on the shuttle.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive.
Objective #3: Fart on Butts Mcgee.

I think those two butt ideas speak for themselves. Also, I still think this should be a thing:

What if you could weld butts onto borg's hands, so they couldn't pick anything up, but every time they tried to the butt would fart?

Please post your comments, buttfrustrations, or additional butt ideas.