Goonhub
12-29-2012, 12:14 PM
The Spaced Rum should be spiced rum mixed with something minty for that cold spaced feeling.
The Toxins should probably be some terrifying mix of sweet and bitter, with carbonation thrown in for good measure. I got no idea for that one.
Let's turn this around and add a recipe from real life to SS13!
I present, for goon consideration, the classic Hot Dog Roll Up!
You should definitely view the full write up, but the recipe should probably translate to the following:
Ingredients:
1 hot dog
1 lump of uncooked meat
1 egg
1 slice cheese
1 slice uncooked bacon
1 slices bread
recipe:
take 1 hotdog, add 1 bacon. Cook in oven, 8 seconds on high. Combine 1 egg with 1 uncooked meat, to get Meatcake(not the same as Meat Cake). Retrieve Bacondog from oven and combine with Meatcake to form uncooked Hot Dog Roll Up. Cook that for 9 seconds on high to retrieve Incomplete Hot Dog Roll Up. Add a slice of bread to complete it.
It should take at least 2, probably 4 bites to completely eat it. Each bite has a chance to cause the consumer to stagger around as if drunk, mumble and drool a lot, and fall asleep a lot. The cure for this condition is to lay down and get up repeatedly, to work off the massive amount of calories you just consumed. Or fall asleep for a while and sleep it off.
Incidentally, Meatcake should be cookable as a form of meat based pancakes. Bacondog should be eatable as-is. Maybe add a rod to it to make a Baconcorndog.
The Toxins should probably be some terrifying mix of sweet and bitter, with carbonation thrown in for good measure. I got no idea for that one.
Let's turn this around and add a recipe from real life to SS13!
I present, for goon consideration, the classic Hot Dog Roll Up!
You should definitely view the full write up, but the recipe should probably translate to the following:
Ingredients:
1 hot dog
1 lump of uncooked meat
1 egg
1 slice cheese
1 slice uncooked bacon
1 slices bread
recipe:
take 1 hotdog, add 1 bacon. Cook in oven, 8 seconds on high. Combine 1 egg with 1 uncooked meat, to get Meatcake(not the same as Meat Cake). Retrieve Bacondog from oven and combine with Meatcake to form uncooked Hot Dog Roll Up. Cook that for 9 seconds on high to retrieve Incomplete Hot Dog Roll Up. Add a slice of bread to complete it.
It should take at least 2, probably 4 bites to completely eat it. Each bite has a chance to cause the consumer to stagger around as if drunk, mumble and drool a lot, and fall asleep a lot. The cure for this condition is to lay down and get up repeatedly, to work off the massive amount of calories you just consumed. Or fall asleep for a while and sleep it off.
Incidentally, Meatcake should be cookable as a form of meat based pancakes. Bacondog should be eatable as-is. Maybe add a rod to it to make a Baconcorndog.