Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Noah Buttes]

I spawn in as a traitor clown, walk down to the coffin storage, spawn a surplus crate, get some gear, including a mindslave and along comes a botanist. I mindslave the botanist, he spawns a red chainsaw, my pda blows up and my arm is blown off. We go to the faint signal to replace my arm with the chainsaw, I get my arm replaced, and then I whack an artifact with my chainsaw. He then touches the artifact, and it injects him with sarin. I rush to remove his microbombs before he dies so I can borg him, but I stab myself in the eye with the scalpel rather than removing his implants. He blows up, and I'm sitting here blind and laughing my ass off.