Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Sam Guivene]

buttbot 2.0 [145.9] states, "OH SHIT"
buttbot 2.0 [145.9] states, "ABOMINATION OUTSIDE ENGINEERING"
Sam Guivene [145.9] says, "OH FUCK"
buttbot 2.0 [145.9] states, "ABOMINATION IS EATING SAM GUIVENE"
Sam Guivene gasps.
Sam Guivene gasps.
Shambling Abomination farts in Sam Guivene's face!
Shambling Abomination screeches! The very noise fills you with dread!
Shambling Abomination hungrily devours Sam Guivene!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination screams!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
You are hit by the laser!
... You can almost hear something ...
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Shambling Abomination slaps himself!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination screams!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination screams!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination screams!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Shambling Abomination's flesh is moving and sliding around oddly!

etc etc for a big fight

Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Weeee arrree onnee......"
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
*click* *click*
Isaac Kirkhope attacks Shambling Abomination in the chest with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

I stapled a shambling abomination so much it fucking died

This wasn't even the best part, the ling had been going by the name "Sam Guivene's Dad" after seeing me win the lottery gambling (which the AI stole), during this time the AI was making jokes about how I went back from whence I came.