Eat Like a Spaceman Mk. II

[Val]

hows it goin

I hate myself and I want to die, but otherwise fine.

I see that I'm not the only one who had the thought of visualizing and indeed replicating some of the more "interesting" aspects of the game, that being the food. I'm a fairly robust chef IRL, but I have no idea where to begin on some of these recipes, let alone concoct them.

Here's some ideas to throw around. If there are pictures, they're not mine:
Drinks
Green Vomit Smoothie: Probably tastes like green apples, more likely made from them as the applesauce would help with the texture. Really slimy/thick somehow, which I hear yogurt is good for. Maybe a nice dose of lemon-lime soda for that added zip?


Singularity Bomb: I think this should also be a drink recipe. It'd be based on the sing and would be a bomb shot, where you drop a shot glass of one liquor into a drinking glass of another drink. Will probably involve grenadine syrup somewhere.

Changeling Spit: Another drink, because boy do we love to drink stuff. Probably a rancid concoction of every single citrus thing you mix into vodka or something and colored green. Add tonic water for fun effects with ultraviolet light.

Space Rum: Rum in space. Self explanatory. Don't know what this would involve, but you can bet it has rum.

Toxins Mix: Set it on fire for realistic effects! Again, not the drink expert here.

Foods
Asspie: I'm sure there's a way to make a pie crust that is in similar shape to the human buttocks. Make it a meatpie and it'll probably go over fairly well with your guests!

SS13-themed cookies: This is pretty easy I guess. Cookies in shapes that resemble vague representations of in-game things like the nuke disk, beepsky, toolboxes, a cluwne, and the e-sword. Maybe instead of gingerbread men, you can have nuke-op men or something.

Roburger:
A beef burger with a wheat bun, since it's as close to grey as I think I can get it, or perhaps some really pale bread of some kind. Some kind of thick, grayish gravy will have to be made, which I would recommend using mushrooms for. That and/or some cheese like Swiss. Purported to have lettuce, probably romaine. Top it with two toothpicks that stick out like antenna and pierce grape tomatoes through them, which will be its "eyes". Boop.

Donk Pocket: Probably just a pasty with a meatball in it. Feel free to elaborate on what else it might have.


Coronator: Coronator would probably be just a giant cheeseburger with multiple layers of meat and cheese.

THE MONSTER: THE MONSTER would be a different story, probably using a giant bun with several layers of meat and cheese. I wouldn't suggest making this if you're going to eat it yourself. Or even if you could make it at all yourself.


George Melon: Drill a bunch of holes into a watermelon and pour different kinds of kool-aid into them? Then decorate the outside and chill it. Will probably not look as impressive on the inside, but it might work. No meatball required.