Workplace Catastophies

[Splatpope]

Well it would help if killer tomatos were easier to grow that would take care of botany. The only other things on the north side are the chapel, the jazz lounge, and sec and I have no idea what you could do with those. Maybe allow cults again?

A game of D&D in the chapel goes horribly right/wrong and they summon a devil.

Roll three sixes in a row on the d20

That's a 1/8000 chance, if we imagine that due do byond lag, there's a 3 second period between throws, at worst you'll need (8000*3)/(60*60) = 6.66 hours to get it. COINCIDENCE ? I THINK NOT.