Best moments ever thread 2.0

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Ken Klepto throws the cyalume saber pie.
Ken Klepto attacks the steel grille with the cyalume saber.
Ken Klepto throws the cyalume saber pie.
Ken Klepto fumbles and smacks the the cyalume saber pie into their own face!
Ken Klepto attacks Ken Klepto in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Ken Klepto screams!
Ken Klepto seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...