Best moments ever thread 2.0

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Ricky Robby touches the sharp-edged mechanism.
It feels smooth.
Redbeard Rum says, "Found ya"
Ricky Robby says, "a gun"
Ricky Robby says, "that fills you with toxins"
Ricky Robby says, "it's bad"
Ricky Robby says, "as in horrible"
Ricky Robby says, "as in why would anyone make such an evil thing"
Redbeard Rum says, "and it can't be used to destroy robots"
Ricky Robby says, "it insta-crit me"
Redbeard Rum says, "which makes it even worse"
Jonas Cherry has added the hand tele to the backpack!
Jonas Cherry touches the sharp-edged mechanism.
Ricky Robby says, "i hope he shoots someone by accident"
Ricky Robby says, "it's evil"
Redbeard Rum says, "Here"
Redbeard Rum says, "I brought you a plunger"
Jonas Cherry [145.9] asks, "how bad is this artifact?"
Redbeard Rum throws the plunger.
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "shoot yourself with it"
MIDGET IN THE SHELL [145.9] states, "pretty bad. it jaywalks and graffitis"
Redbeard Rum [145.9] says, "it's harmless"
Jonas Cherry [145.9] says, "i dont like it"
Redbeard Rum [145.9] says, "1 brute damage"
Ricky Robby says, "i'm going to laugh if he ends up gasping over the radio"
Jonas Cherry [145.9] gasps, "wowww"
Jonas Cherry [145.9] gasps, "sssoo i ddiiiiddd"
Ricky Robby says, "hahhahahah"
Redbeard Rum says, "ahahah"
Jonas Cherry [145.9] gasps, "AFFFTEERRRR II SSHHHOOTT AA MMMOONNNNKEEYY"
Redbeard Rum says, "oh geez"
Ricky Robby says, "fuck you red oh my ogd"
Jonas Cherry [145.9] gasps, "WWWHAATT"
MIDGET IN THE SHELL simulates a human fart with 58% accuracy.
Jonas Cherry [145.9] gasps, "WWWHHAT DDAMMMAAGGEE DOOEEEESS IIITTIIIVEE"
Redbeard Rum salutes.
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "toxin"
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "over 100"