Dial-A-Department Phones

[Crumplehat]

I... I really want the captain to have a big red phone that rings in a very annoying way. Maybe the other phone is in the HOS office so he can call up the cap, or so hooligans can break in and crank call the captain.

I want to sit in the captain's office and bang on my desk and bark orders and call superheroes on the phone when syndies come to murder me. I want this more than I've wanted anything ever.