Dial-A-Department Phones

[Weavel]

Intercoms and headsets are all great, but when you want to get in contact with a specific department or room, it's hard to get their attention.

I propose we have cool 80s style office phones that give an obnoxious ringtone when it's dialed, put one in e.g. Chemistry, Security, Genetics and similar places so you can ring them directly to shout obscenities

and if they don't answer, leave them a message about how you're going to bomb them or something