07-29-2014, 01:25 PM
Lavastage Wrote:The ridiculous bomb.
Step 1: set up a grav-thingamabob circuit to loop throughout the entire station.
Step 2: mix up a naaaaasty tank transfer valve bomb.
step 3: Set the timer for 5-ish minutes.
step 4: get inside a locker.
Step 5: activate said grav circuit.
step 6: Warn the crew that in 5-ish minutes the bomb would go off, and if anyone tried to stop it you would set it off immediately.
step 7: laugh as people try to get away from the explosive death locker.
Speed edition: Tell the crew that if the locker slows down on its loop the bomb will go off. Cue movie dialogue and action hero antics followed by anticlimactic clown stumbling in front of the locker and triggering the bomb.