Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Ikkonoishi]

Gosh you are more of a monster then me.

To be fair I planned on just borging myself, but I developed an asymptomatic strain of the nanite infection so even when it went to stage 5/5 I didn't beep-boop. I hit one guy who was breaking into the MD's office with the shovel once while he was getting a general beatdown, and tossed it in the bar hitting another guy. I went back to medical and made a nanite-infused air tank. Then I commented on the fact I had over 100 units of nanites in my bloodstream the MD came up and chain-zapped me with both defibrillators without even asking. That cured my asymptomatic strain, but didn't really make a dent in the nanites in my blood so I got infected with an active strain.

My infection progressed pretty quickly to stage 5 so I ran back to the arc smelter to recycle the air tank into a metal bar. I wanted to make a few extra shovels to drag around the station before I lost my hands. A couple of guys were playing with the nanite metal I had left behind, and standing next to the arc smelter. I shoved the air tank in the smelter and the smelter spewed nanite smoke out which instantly put both those guys up to stage 5. One of them suicided into the smelter, and the other one made a nanite-infused flesh jumpsuit out of him. I shoved all the nanite-infused bars I had into the fab before I ended up borged.

I made another nanite infused slag shovel, and dubbed myself Borg-king, and walked around the station offering people citizenship in Borgtopia. I called the shovel my scepter, and told people that they merely had to grasp it to gain citizenship. Someone picked it up, and said they were keeping it so I went back to the arc smelter to make another scepter. I found a guy there making nanite-bullets who would go on to shoot a couple of people before getting converted himself. I made another scepter, and took it up to the bar where a blob had invaded botany, and was being worshiped by cultists. I offered the blob citizenship. One of the cultists took my scepter, and fed himself to the blob.

Sadly the blob was not borged.