Re-add Security modules, but make them more like mall-cops

[Weavel]

You're all getting too fucking fancy for your own good in a thread that is literally "Hey remember how Secborg was an utter shit module and terrible idea? Let's put it back in as a joke module" and are all unironically suggesting things that would make it a real/legitimate module again and therefore terrible.

Stop it, fuck.

This a million times over, not every single thing ever suggested needs to be exceedingly complicated and or even useful
Look at the clown's bike horn, absolutely no use except honks and ducks but it's still fun!

It's like when I used to "design" Robot Wars entries as a kid, it went from a little robot with a flipper mechanism to being covered in spikes and flamethrowers and it would explode if you attacked it and the wheels were made out of ice so it could melt and reshape them into treads for different landscapes and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

please just keep it simple for once!