Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Mrduckbillface]

Your intent is now set to 'harm'.
Sir Mapleleaf attacks Sir Mapleleaf in the chest with the emergency oxygentank!
Sir Mapleleaf attacks Sir Mapleleaf in the head with the emergency oxygentank!
... and lands a devastating hit!
Sir Mapleleaf attacks Sir Mapleleaf in the chest with the emergency oxygentank!
Sir Mapleleaf collapses!
Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn) says, "NO"
Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn) says, "SIR MAPLELEAF"
Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn) says, "DON'TDO THAT"
Sir Mapleleaf says, "yo"
Sir Mapleleaf has been stunned with the stun baton by Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn)!
Sir Mapleleaf stammers, "OOuchhh"
Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn) says, "you're under arrest"
Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn) says, "for breaking my heart"
Sir Mapleleaf stammers, "WWhhaatt???"
Sir Mapleleaf stammers, "WWhhhyy??"
Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn) has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
Sir Mapleleaf stammers, "hh ooookk"