Best moments ever thread 2.0

[RandyArcher]

THE LAW? has scanned Randy Archer!
5 chemical agents found.
fluorosurfactant - 2.00001
amanitin - 13.3334
venom - 9.99999
histamine - 107.2
synthetic flesh - 5.60001

Later...

Noah Buttes [145.9] asks, "RANDY IS STILL ALIVE?"
Noah Buttes [145.9] asks, "DESPITE THE FUCKING AMANITIN!?"

Noah Buttes [145.9] says, "ARCHER, YOU ARE THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON I NEED TO KILL"

Noah Buttes (played by Powmonkey) was a traitor!
Objective #1: Deactivate or destroy all Cyborgs on the station. If you end up borged, you do not need to kill yourself or be un-borged to win. Failed
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. Failed
The traitor has failed!


Randy Archer (played by Menias) was a traitor!
Objective #1: Annoy the unholy living shit out of Noah Buttes in any way you can. Success

I caught Noah shooting him with a syringe gun full of awful chemicals. Randy got up to 16gy of radiation and I ended up literally stuffing him to the gills with synthflesh, charcoal, and salbutimol to keep him from the brink of death. Twice. Three times. And he got pipebombed while making foaming agent to flush out the really awful stuff that last time.

I spent my entire round basically following Randy Archer and healing him from Noah's hellchems. The sheer frustration it drove Noah to...

Yeah that was fun. I had made some omega slurries and various shit to annoy Noah, only to find out he was a traitor so I was happy to have you there, as I was basically just determined to take as much punishment as possible and still live to complete my objective. Noah didn't realize, at the time, that you could use foaming agent to completely empty your body of chems, so it was great. He basically spent his traitor round standing outside the bolted door waiting for me to die. Normally as a traitor I ignore objectives, my objective is ALWAYS "Die a glorious death" fuck what the game tells me, but if a nuke had gibbed me I'd have found a way to animate my goddamn arm and have it on the shuttle.