Houka the Worst Head of Security

[Kovirii]

I do not believe my chances are good for this, but worse people exist than me and I hate doing security jobs enough to really not deal with the whole 'being a shining leader in times of need' thing that people always think they're doing. While I wouldn't be the best HoS out there, I think I can be good enough to at least maybe fail and die to strangulation. I dunno.

I reiterate, though, I'm bad and shit and approving me is probably the worst decision you can ever make. You should approve me anyways so I can have that rad hat and I GUESS do some security stuff sometimes.

Uhhhhh. Let's start with the fact that I dislike security jobs. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, though.

+1 for the comprehensive evaluation of security, but convince me.
Yes for mentorhelp?