Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Weavel]

I post a lot of these but here's another

Grandpa Smith says, "Detective"
Greg Riff asks, "yes?"
Grandpa Smith says, "please remove this clown from my office"
Greg Riff shoots Unknown point-blank with .38 revolver!
Greg Riff fires .38 revolver at Unknown!
You are hit by the bullet!
You start bleeding!
You begin to recover.
Greg Riff has grabbed Unknown passively!
Greg Riff starts to put Unknown into the enzymatic reclaimer!
Greg Riff stuffs Unknown into the enzymatic reclaimer!
Grandpa Smith says, "Thanks"