Goonhub
07-05-2014, 01:28 AM
with a new ID and a monkey suit, I became ~DONKEY KONG~
I had one chimp buddy as Diddy Kong, and a big pile of 200 bananas as my banana hoarde
People who passed by waved, knocked on the windows, gently tapped them with oxygen tanks, kindly kicking the grille OH NO
they were BREAKING IN
so I fought them off with my munky strength, and all the banana peels made it hilarious
when suddenly a fucking Gravity Well artifact gets dragged past us, pulling all of my banana hoarde with it
Eventually they managed to weld me and my entire stash into a locker, dragged it to the boxing ring, and when they unwelded me, four people beat me to death to claim their rightful title as the true KING OF THE JUNGLE
I died hard
there were not enough italicized or bold words for emphasis imo
I had one chimp buddy as Diddy Kong, and a big pile of 200 bananas as my banana hoarde
People who passed by waved, knocked on the windows, gently tapped them with oxygen tanks, kindly kicking the grille OH NO
they were BREAKING IN
so I fought them off with my munky strength, and all the banana peels made it hilarious
when suddenly a fucking Gravity Well artifact gets dragged past us, pulling all of my banana hoarde with it
Eventually they managed to weld me and my entire stash into a locker, dragged it to the boxing ring, and when they unwelded me, four people beat me to death to claim their rightful title as the true KING OF THE JUNGLE
I died hard
there were not enough italicized or bold words for emphasis imo