Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Shoddy]

Spawned as a barman traitor and got weighted gloves out of the stocking, so I dressed as Santa and went on a rampage throughout the station. I did really well because cogwerks was playing spacemas music which fueled my hunger to create more presents for everyone (dead people). So, I mind-slaved Dr. Swed and he became my elf and together we created more presents for the good little boys and girls. Then him and I got on my glorious sleigh and gathered up all of our gifts (Some could even speak!) and brought them to the centcom head quarters where we harvested their organs and gave them to needy children!

Isn't space Santa great?

I feel bad because i don't remember this at all Any timeframe this happened? i'm even wondering if this was a UI clone of me or something, though i do remember yesterday trying to be an elf under santa ( who happened to be you) and i grew some crops, but then santa turned evil and almost murdered me, not sure if i was supposed to be mindslaved?