Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Weavel]

buttbot 2.0 [145.9] states, "OH SHIT"
buttbot 2.0 [145.9] states, "ABOMINATION OUTSIDE ENGINEERING"
Sam Guivene [145.9] says, "OH FUCK"
buttbot 2.0 [145.9] states, "ABOMINATION IS EATING SAM GUIVENE"
Sam Guivene gasps.
Sam Guivene gasps.
Shambling Abomination farts in Sam Guivene's face!
Shambling Abomination screeches! The very noise fills you with dread!
Shambling Abomination hungrily devours Sam Guivene!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination screams!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
You are hit by the laser!
... You can almost hear something ...
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Shambling Abomination slaps himself!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination screams!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination screams!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination screams!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Shambling Abomination's flesh is moving and sliding around oddly!

etc etc for a big fight

Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Weeee arrree onnee......"
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
*click* *click*
Isaac Kirkhope attacks Shambling Abomination in the chest with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

I stapled a shambling abomination so much it fucking died