Goonhub
06-29-2014, 06:54 AM
After a particularly long week, I binge watched Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown which gave me a wonderful idea.
I came to the station to film Spaceman Spiff: Parts Unknown, the new hit TV show on the Syndicate Network. I spent the round drinking different things in different exotic locations, including the bar, captain's quarters, and medbay and scored interviews with various local crew members. Channeling my inner Bourdain, I got crazy drunk, ate a bunch of exotic local cuisine, and made a bunch of heavy handed comments about race, culture, and politics. After the episode was over, I headed for the escape pods, but not before fulfilling my quota of anti-Nanotrassen subversive comments, at the request of our syndicate advertisers. I ended the episode with flair that Bourdain would have been proud of (I swore a lot at the crew and then stumbled into an escape pod, leading to my demise in the asteroid field). All in all, a successful episode, so look forward to our next episode, where I head out to the telescience levels to drink and eat with the locals in a feeble attempt to better understand their culture.
Spaceman Spiff: Parts Unknown is funded by Syndicate donors just like you. Thank you.
I came to the station to film Spaceman Spiff: Parts Unknown, the new hit TV show on the Syndicate Network. I spent the round drinking different things in different exotic locations, including the bar, captain's quarters, and medbay and scored interviews with various local crew members. Channeling my inner Bourdain, I got crazy drunk, ate a bunch of exotic local cuisine, and made a bunch of heavy handed comments about race, culture, and politics. After the episode was over, I headed for the escape pods, but not before fulfilling my quota of anti-Nanotrassen subversive comments, at the request of our syndicate advertisers. I ended the episode with flair that Bourdain would have been proud of (I swore a lot at the crew and then stumbled into an escape pod, leading to my demise in the asteroid field). All in all, a successful episode, so look forward to our next episode, where I head out to the telescience levels to drink and eat with the locals in a feeble attempt to better understand their culture.
Spaceman Spiff: Parts Unknown is funded by Syndicate donors just like you. Thank you.