Goonhub
06-25-2014, 11:40 AM
I used mutagen and mutadone to safely mutate myself fat, and with my powers as the HoP I created a new superhero: Fatman, with a hunger for crime and snacks!
Suddenly, Fatman got mindslaved and told to go kill everyone in medbay, so after filling up a box with soda and candy bars I sprinted to medbay with a newfound meth addiction
As Fatman, I managed to take on and kill 8 people while completely unarmed and fat as fuck. I waddled two and fro while lumping the everloving shit out of the doctors, the botanists and the assorted staff, all while an admin looped the Batman TV show theme at different octaves and speeds over and over.
Eventually I ate so much junk food I went into hyperglycemic shock, the music stopped and I was being beaten to death by an assistant...
when suddenly Fatman stands up
and the music immediately starts again
I genuinely killed at very minimum 8 well prepared people with nothing except my fists while fatter than Dennis Nedry, dressed as Batman with a crippling methamphetamine addiction and a hunger for sugary snacks so violent that I put myself into a diabetic coma and missed the shuttle.
nanananananana, FAT MAAAAN
Suddenly, Fatman got mindslaved and told to go kill everyone in medbay, so after filling up a box with soda and candy bars I sprinted to medbay with a newfound meth addiction
As Fatman, I managed to take on and kill 8 people while completely unarmed and fat as fuck. I waddled two and fro while lumping the everloving shit out of the doctors, the botanists and the assorted staff, all while an admin looped the Batman TV show theme at different octaves and speeds over and over.
Eventually I ate so much junk food I went into hyperglycemic shock, the music stopped and I was being beaten to death by an assistant...
when suddenly Fatman stands up
and the music immediately starts again
I genuinely killed at very minimum 8 well prepared people with nothing except my fists while fatter than Dennis Nedry, dressed as Batman with a crippling methamphetamine addiction and a hunger for sugary snacks so violent that I put myself into a diabetic coma and missed the shuttle.
nanananananana, FAT MAAAAN