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<Apo123> we may need admin intervention on #1 to destroy a particularly bad sandwich
<Lavastage> i uh
<KikiMofo> Oh god
<Lavastage> fucked up
<Lavastage> i fucked up
<KikiMofo> Did someone make an evil sandwich
<Lavastage> really badly
<Apo123> I'd normally adminhelp this but my client is... unable to do anything
<Lavastage> it was worth it
<Lavastage> but still
<KikiMofo> You better pastebin it
<Lavastage> i fucked up
<Apo123> he animated a crashwich
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<KikiMofo> NOOOOOO
<KikiMofo> HOLY FUCK
<KikiMofo> YOU IDOT
<nana> hahaha
<Apo123> so it chases after someone
<Apo123> they crash
<Apo123> everytime it attacks them, crash
<Apo123> yeah
<Lavastage> the worse thing is that i invented the damn thing
<Lavastage> my god why did i do this
<Mendin> Oh jesus that's why everything is lagging to all shit by a sandwich
<Mendin> HOW
<Lavastage> it was equally worth it as it is painful
<Cortel> I fell up the stairs
<Cortel> and damaged my toe pretty badly
<Cortel> all of my campers are fantastic
<nana> ow fuck im laughing too hard at the idea of a sentient crashwich
<Mendin> OH MY GOD
<KikiMofo> It's the most evil thing ever created
<Apo123> oh god it's attacking someone else
<Apo123> RIP
<Lavastage> OH GOD ANNOTHER PERSON PUNCHED IT
<Mendin> THE SANDWICH... DID SOMETHING
<Lavastage> someone attacked it
<+butt> someone atbutt it
<Lavastage> RIP our clients
<Cortel> the band I'm coaching consists of a drummer, guitarist, and TWO bassists
<Lavastage> oops
<Lavastage> i fucked up
<Lavastage> so uh
<Cortel> one of which is a bassist from a band I coached last year :D
<Mendin> What sick twisted man would make a sandwich that recursive, let alone animate it
<Apo123> Lavastage would
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<Cortel> I am stoked for getting up at 6am tomorrow
<@Spacemarine9> what's the name of the sandwich
<@Spacemarine9> i need to know what it starts w/
<@Spacemarine9> to kill it
<Mendin> It's about six pages long
<KikiMofo> You can
<KikiMofo> 't stop it
<Mendin> Also it's "Living"
<@Spacemarine9> thx
<Cortel> and it's raining again!
<Cortel> this day couldn't get any better
<KikiMofo> Someone better have gotten a screenshot of this sandwich
<Apo123> I did
<KikiMofo> Post it on the best moment ever topic on the forusm
<Mendin> If BYOND autologged my actions, I could pastebin the name of the sandwich
<Mendin> But I refuse to attempt to check that insanity again
<Apo123> Mendin you can post-log in
<Apo123> it*
<@Spacemarine9> no its ok
<Mendin> I don't know how
<@Spacemarine9> i just needed to know that it started with l
<@Spacemarine9> i have tried to delete it
<Mendin> tried
<frod> Lowtax ‏@lowtax
<@Spacemarine9> maybe not successfully
<frod> Congratulations guys, our Twitch mob successfully peer pressured a teenager into building a Minecraft Goku
<@Spacemarine9> as it appears to have caused my client to lag to hell
<nana> what if the sandwich just takes over the server
<KikiMofo> THE LIVING CRASHWICH IS TOO STRONG
<nana> forever
<@Spacemarine9> okay uh
<+butt> butt uh
<@Spacemarine9> the sandwich has too long of a name to delete
<Mendin> LLJK #1: Sandwich Station 13
<Apo123> well
<@Spacemarine9> it just barfed out a massive string of text and gave up
<@Spacemarine9> thanks byond
<KikiMofo> FUCK
<KikiMofo> WE ARE ALL DEAD
<KikiMofo> IT'S GOING TO SPREAD
<nana> rip,, rip,, rip
<@Spacemarine9> it is too long to process
<@Spacemarine9> i kid u not
<Apo123> RIP #1
<thebobster> hey it's nana + cortel!!!!
<nana> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
<thebobster> Sorry I stink at iSketch
<Cortel> hey it's thebobster
<thebobster> more like Istench right?
<Cortel> I already wrote about how I am
<thebobster> thank you
<nana> ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
<thebobster> aaaaa
<Cortel> but hey
<+butt> butt hey
<Cortel> how are you thebobster
<Cortel> ?
<MollyMillions> nana is v good at isketch
<thebobster> Things have just been quiet around here
<nana> nay
<KikiMofo> Quiet?
<thebobster> I'm not really doing much this summer besides going to doctors
<KikiMofo> have you not heard about the rampaging crashwich
<@Spacemarine9> lets try using view variables
<thebobster> nope
<@Spacemarine9> i do not have good hopes for this
<Lavastage> so
<Lavastage> why did i think this was a good idea
<Lavastage> ?
<KikiMofo> Cause if I knew how to make those sandwiches I would have done this too
<Mendin> Kiki if you want to crash the server in amusing ways just make infinite blackpowder/darkmatter foam so things fly and explode forever, do not tamper with dark sandwich arts
<KikiMofo> You mean what I did earlier
<thebobster> Anyway now that the herpes scare is over with, I'm now dealing with my uninary problems
<nana> man was not meant to dabble in the sandwich arts
<thebobster> I tested negative for a UTI, so chances are I need to get a prostate exam
<KikiMofo> Also infinismoke was removed and I dunno how to work foam well
<thebobster> Which'll be fun
<nana> tell us more about yr horrifying genital problems
<Lavastage> someone attacked it
<Mendin> Ok so I fled the scene of the crashwich and it is still tormenting me as I try to open a locker
<thebobster> thank you I will
<Lavastage> someone attacked the crashwich
<Cortel> they don't sound that horrifying
<KikiMofo> Lilian my friend
<KikiMofo> She just attacked it
<Apo123> I'm logging the chat at least
<Lavastage> my client crashed instantly
<thebobster> The gross green slime from the initial thing was
<KikiMofo> OH GOD WHY DID SHE ATTACK IT
<Apo123> although I wonder how long my disk space will last
<+butt> OH GOD WHY BUTT SHE ATTACK IT
<@Spacemarine9> my client scrolled endlessly
<Lavastage> my screen is white
<Mendin> My client was robust enough to survive an attack message from the crashwich but I wish it wasnt
<@Spacemarine9> and then crashed
<Postmo> hi mollymillions
<KikiMofo> SOMEONE MAKE ACID
<KikiMofo> SPLASH ACID ON IT
<@Spacemarine9> TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TASH
<KikiMofo> KILL THAT SHIT
<@Spacemarine9> rash
<Apo123> I'm still scrolling/pegging disk I/O
<@Spacemarine9> trash
<Lavastage> WHY DID I FUCKING MAKE IT
<@Spacemarine9> sandgfgav
<Lavastage> OH GOD
<@Spacemarine9> ash
<@Spacemarine9> time to die
<Apo123> Lavastage: More like why did you make it on #1 instead of #4
<Lavastage> ...
<KikiMofo> Yes
<KikiMofo> Oh god
<KikiMofo> That would be amazing
<Lavastage> i never was able to get on #4
<Postmo> spacemarine9 are you a warhamm?
<Lavastage> oh thank mother of christ its dead
<Apo123> Still scrolling!
<KikiMofo> Oh god it's dead?
<KikiMofo> How?
<Lavastage> a group of people welded it to death
* Ursa ([email protected]) Quit (Client exited)
<Lavastage> they are all in crit due to the lag
<Mendin> It's not dead
<nana> wouldnt that just make it nice + toasty
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<Mendin> A botanist ran past and put it in a crate
<Lavastage> actually
<Lavastage> its dead
<Lavastage> it died when he got the crate
<KikiMofo> GET ACID
<KikiMofo> QUICK
<KikiMofo> MELT IT
<Apo123> the death message, by itself, filled up BYOND's chat buffer
<@Spacemarine9> i tried to fire a railgun at it
<Mendin> Everything seems to have locked up again after it got crated then
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<@Spacemarine9> byond does not want me to reconnect now
<@Spacemarine9> gdi
<Apo123> holy shit, my chat log is 15 fucking MEGS
<nana> just laughed myself into a coughing fit
<nana> fukken sandwich
<Noah_Buttes> Make exploding tomatoes scalable with potency
<Noah_Buttes> Also
<Noah_Buttes> Make dark matter tougher
<Noah_Buttes> Jesus Christ, it's stronger than many high level chems
<@Spacemarine9> seriously i cant rejoin any more
<@Spacemarine9> rip to death
<KikiMofo> Dark Matter is only strong if you use it properly
<Noah_Buttes> DON'T WORRY
<Noah_Buttes> I SHALL STOP THE CRASHWICH
<Apo123> it's stopped
<KikiMofo> ACID
<KikiMofo> JUST ACID IT
<Noah_Buttes> It's in a crate, right?
<MollyMillions> hello postmo
<thebobster> Howdy MollyMillions
<Thworp> sell the sandwich
<Apo123> the crate was crushered
<KikiMofo> GET A SPRAY BOTTLE FILLED WITH ACID
<KikiMofo> Oh god
<KikiMofo> A Fat Nerd  [145.9] says, "Attention, the corpse of the Crashwich, interred in a crate, has just been grindered"
<KikiMofo> It's over
<KikiMofo> It's been done
<KikiMofo> RIP Crashwich
<@Spacemarine9> i finally reconnected
<Lavastage> i got this on camera
<MollyMillions> sandwich? grinder? hmmmm
<KikiMofo> That Crashwich was fucking amazing
<Lavastage> hehehehe
<KikiMofo> Never do it again
<Lavastage> never ever


OOC: Spacemarine9: well im glad i could be of assistance
OOC: Spacemarine9: by which i mean i tried to shoot a railgun, hit a wall instead, then my game crashed and byond wouldn't let me back in
A Fat Nerd says, "Oh someone called the shuttle over the sandwich crisis"
OOC: Spacemarine9: on the bright side i owned the hell out of a punching bag

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