Goonhub
06-21-2014, 07:04 PM
Hi, I'm that dude who won the murderdome, although the only reason I did was because I'm a dirty cheater who brought a fire extinguisher to a knife fight. I'll give you guys a quick rundown of each fight, no screenshots unfortunately
Four Quarters Jimmy was my first opponent, weapons hadn't been sanctioned yet so it was just a good old fist fight. Unfortunately for him I drank Bo Jack earlier in the round which, unbeknowest to me at the time, 1 sip as the detective is enough to make you punch dudes better and the only negative effect is slurring your words. The detective is a hard case, obviously. A few drunken punches later, he was knocked out and I proceeded to choke him, suplex him and then cracked open his skull on the reinforced windows. RIP
Next was Hank Hill, I was afraid of this guy because I'd seen him as the HoS a few times, meaning he was a long time player and probably robust. I used my fists and he had an air tank, he rushed in like a crazy bastard, swinging for dear life, but all it took was a few punches to bring him down. That was when the fire extinguisher came out, and a few clonks on the head were music to my ears and sufficient to win the fight. For added style, I unloaded three rounds into him with my revolver to seal the deal, much to the crowd's dismay. If I hadn't of been a cheater, odds are he would have won, but them's the breaks
Last fight! Geddat Fuk Endisk was in the ring with me, this guy had come out of nowhere to beat Old Man Jenkins and Walter Poehl, so he was most certainly a dark horse and I expected him to have a trick up his sleeve: stims, some kinda drug or whatever. His fighting style was super evasive, and he led me on a merry chase. We both got a few hits in, him with his Razor Blade he looted off Walter's lifeless body and me with my extinguisher, and I eventually got tired and got out my gun. But, because I'm a bad shot I missed everything and he went in for the kill. As someone in the crowd predicted, a fire extinguisher does indeed beat a razor blade. I shot him a whole bunch of times while he was down, and he died, leaving me to be declared champion. Woo!
My prize turned out to be....yetis. Around 15 of them. I escaped through a hand tele portal, and died by going through a teleporter that led to a room filled with crushers. All in all, a fun round
Tl;dr I entered a fighting tournament and won through a combination of very strong alcohol, firearms and a fire extinguisher
Also a guy fell into crit and was ignored by all the yetis which was hillarious, and he was declared the true champion before being devoured by a black hole which I do not mind at all
Four Quarters Jimmy was my first opponent, weapons hadn't been sanctioned yet so it was just a good old fist fight. Unfortunately for him I drank Bo Jack earlier in the round which, unbeknowest to me at the time, 1 sip as the detective is enough to make you punch dudes better and the only negative effect is slurring your words. The detective is a hard case, obviously. A few drunken punches later, he was knocked out and I proceeded to choke him, suplex him and then cracked open his skull on the reinforced windows. RIP
Next was Hank Hill, I was afraid of this guy because I'd seen him as the HoS a few times, meaning he was a long time player and probably robust. I used my fists and he had an air tank, he rushed in like a crazy bastard, swinging for dear life, but all it took was a few punches to bring him down. That was when the fire extinguisher came out, and a few clonks on the head were music to my ears and sufficient to win the fight. For added style, I unloaded three rounds into him with my revolver to seal the deal, much to the crowd's dismay. If I hadn't of been a cheater, odds are he would have won, but them's the breaks
Last fight! Geddat Fuk Endisk was in the ring with me, this guy had come out of nowhere to beat Old Man Jenkins and Walter Poehl, so he was most certainly a dark horse and I expected him to have a trick up his sleeve: stims, some kinda drug or whatever. His fighting style was super evasive, and he led me on a merry chase. We both got a few hits in, him with his Razor Blade he looted off Walter's lifeless body and me with my extinguisher, and I eventually got tired and got out my gun. But, because I'm a bad shot I missed everything and he went in for the kill. As someone in the crowd predicted, a fire extinguisher does indeed beat a razor blade. I shot him a whole bunch of times while he was down, and he died, leaving me to be declared champion. Woo!
My prize turned out to be....yetis. Around 15 of them. I escaped through a hand tele portal, and died by going through a teleporter that led to a room filled with crushers. All in all, a fun round
Tl;dr I entered a fighting tournament and won through a combination of very strong alcohol, firearms and a fire extinguisher
Also a guy fell into crit and was ignored by all the yetis which was hillarious, and he was declared the true champion before being devoured by a black hole which I do not mind at all