06-21-2014, 04:48 PM
I pod-wormholed to mining and found something hilarious: the new procedural generation for mining asteroids had put the mining beacon inside a hollowed-out asteroid. I invited other people to come check it out, and floored it off. There was some discussion about what it should be made into, and we settled on an admin-sanctioned MURDERCUBE.
We pressurized it and set up telescience portals, plus seating areas. Damian Garneys was on-site as professional mortician, collecting the dead bodies. He's down there in the bottom left corner with the locker of dead folks.
Geddat Fuk Endisk emerged early as the dominant force of the murdercube, taking down anyone who challenged him. Old Man Jenkins and Walter Poehl fell with ease.
That's when Austin Feufer stepped into the cube and into our hearts. He had something previous contestants didn't: a gun. Plus the heart of a warrior.
He vanquished Endisk and reigned as champion of the murdercube. Until the yeti invasion, that is, but that's a story for another day.