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06-20-2014, 12:05 PM
"Backpack terrorism":
Step one: Acquire all the spare backpacks in crew quarters.
Step two: Create/buy enough pipe-bombs to fill said backpacks
Step three: Rig said bombs to explode inside of said backpacks
Step four: rig some flashbangs in the same manner as needed to fill extra bags or use extra mouse traps
Step five: litter the station with rigged backpacks
Step six: Proceed to beat up and steal people's backpacks
Step seven: wait for explosions.
"Oh no vampires?!":
Step one: Acquire materials to fill lights with explosive chemicals
Step two: Remove light bulbs/tube lights from their respective sockets
Step three: Turn off light switches
Step four: Proceed to fill some or all of the lights on the ground with previously mentioned explosives
Step five: Repeat step four s'more
Step six: put explosive light tubes into light sockets while the lights are off
Step seven: some time during this process scream "vampeer!'
Step eight: wait for large scale explosions and de-limbing screams
"Toll road":
Step one: grab some metal and magnetic boots
Step two: grab favorite clown getup
Step three: R-wall one of the two airbridge doors and the tiles (on the station not the bridge!) one step away
Step four: stand in the way of traffic while wearing the boots and having your intent set off of help
Step five: force people to slip on banana peels, oil slicks, water, whatever else you can make people slip on
Step six: continue until murdered/charge a fee to pass unembarrassed by clownanigans
Bonus step: inject self with 10 microbombs before proceeding with step one
"A fair chance":
Step one: acquire a reliable mind slave
Step two: assemble, and distribute remote signal bombs set up on several different signalling devices and channels (keep one bomb and the radio counterparts with you)
Step three: once distributed, set the signal devices in a line, preferably in a location like the bridge or brig.
Step four: insure your mind-slave will detonate the explosives if you are attacked and might lose the bomb in your pack
Step five: contact your favorite head and have them meet you in the room where you have the signal devices set
Step six: once they have arrived, explain the situation to them I.E:
"Good day, HoS. Please stay off of your headset for the time being. I regret to inform you that I have littered X number of high yield explosives across the station. I also have a mind-slave who has instruction to set them all off if I am attacked, if you should leave the room, or if the crew is alerted. What you see before you are a number of remote signalers each set to detonate 1 bomb. One is set to cause a bomb in my backpack to explode. I'm giving you a fair chance to save the crew, HoS; albeit at the expense of this room and everyone in it..."
Step seven: twist your moose-stach-e-o maniacally
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Step one: Acquire all the spare backpacks in crew quarters.
Step two: Create/buy enough pipe-bombs to fill said backpacks
Step three: Rig said bombs to explode inside of said backpacks
Step four: rig some flashbangs in the same manner as needed to fill extra bags or use extra mouse traps
Step five: litter the station with rigged backpacks
Step six: Proceed to beat up and steal people's backpacks
Step seven: wait for explosions.
"Oh no vampires?!":
Step one: Acquire materials to fill lights with explosive chemicals
Step two: Remove light bulbs/tube lights from their respective sockets
Step three: Turn off light switches
Step four: Proceed to fill some or all of the lights on the ground with previously mentioned explosives
Step five: Repeat step four s'more
Step six: put explosive light tubes into light sockets while the lights are off
Step seven: some time during this process scream "vampeer!'
Step eight: wait for large scale explosions and de-limbing screams
"Toll road":
Step one: grab some metal and magnetic boots
Step two: grab favorite clown getup
Step three: R-wall one of the two airbridge doors and the tiles (on the station not the bridge!) one step away
Step four: stand in the way of traffic while wearing the boots and having your intent set off of help
Step five: force people to slip on banana peels, oil slicks, water, whatever else you can make people slip on
Step six: continue until murdered/charge a fee to pass unembarrassed by clownanigans
Bonus step: inject self with 10 microbombs before proceeding with step one
"A fair chance":
Step one: acquire a reliable mind slave
Step two: assemble, and distribute remote signal bombs set up on several different signalling devices and channels (keep one bomb and the radio counterparts with you)
Step three: once distributed, set the signal devices in a line, preferably in a location like the bridge or brig.
Step four: insure your mind-slave will detonate the explosives if you are attacked and might lose the bomb in your pack
Step five: contact your favorite head and have them meet you in the room where you have the signal devices set
Step six: once they have arrived, explain the situation to them I.E:
"Good day, HoS. Please stay off of your headset for the time being. I regret to inform you that I have littered X number of high yield explosives across the station. I also have a mind-slave who has instruction to set them all off if I am attacked, if you should leave the room, or if the crew is alerted. What you see before you are a number of remote signalers each set to detonate 1 bomb. One is set to cause a bomb in my backpack to explode. I'm giving you a fair chance to save the crew, HoS; albeit at the expense of this room and everyone in it..."
Step seven: twist your moose-stach-e-o maniacally
More soon