Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Zamujasa]

Spoiler!

Boris Badenov throws the incendiary grenade.
David Clark attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Shomar Shasberg punches John Fleetfoot!
Simon Belmont has added Syringe (epinephrine) to the backpack!
Melanie Blowfist's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
First-Aid catches on fire!
First-Aid catches on fire!
First-Aid catches on fire!
Boris Badenov's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Boris Badenov screams!
Bacon Boudin's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Ann Thrax Jester Goddess (as Captain)'s right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Ann Thrax Jester Goddess (as Captain) screams!
David Clark's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
David Clark's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
David Clark screams!
BALD BULL's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
BALD BULL screams!
Boris Badenov's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Melanie Blowfist's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Melanie Blowfist's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
BALD BULL's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Bacon Boudin's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Bacon Boudin screams!
Boris Badenov's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Reginald P Farthing's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Reginald P Farthing screams!
Elder Muffin's Elder Muffin's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
David Clark's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Dotty Spud screams!
Jerry The Junkman [145.9] says, "I'm wearing my butt as a hat"
Jerry The Junkman says, "I'm wearing my butt as a hat"
Melanie Blowfist rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.
DEAD: Ghost (Pappy Blunderstorm) laments, "OHOHO"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Lambda-67) laments, "hahahha dear god"
Jerry The Junkman says, "yeeeeees"
DEAD: Ghost (Braden Sidower) laments, "nice, the floors stay rocking even after taking damage"
Fine Fiebite shard explodes!
Bacon Boudin's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Bacon Boudin screams!
the backpack catches on fire!
BALD BULL's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
BALD BULL screams!
Brian Dawkins's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Melanie Blowfist's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Melanie Blowfist screams!
the backpack catches on fire!
Brian Dawkins's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Elder Muffin's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Dotty Spud's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Dotty Spud screams!
Jerry The Junkman says, "thanks"
Simon Belmont stammers, "OOhhhh bboooyyy"
John Fleetfoot's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Brian Dawkins's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Oz Waldo's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
DEAD: Ghost (Damian Garneys) wails, "whelp"
BALD BULL seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Melanie Blowfist moans.
Reginald P Farthing faints.
Fine Fiebite shard explodes!
Boris Badenov collapses!
Teddy Ironmonger's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Teddy Ironmonger screams!
John Fleetfoot's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Bacon Boudin's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Bacon Boudin screams!
Oz Waldo's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Elder Muffin's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Elder Muffin screams!
Boris Badenov's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Boris Badenov screams!
Lawrence Jackson's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
DEAD: Ghost (The Cool) wails, "braiden"
DEAD: Ghost (BALD BULL) wails, "clever"
DEAD: Ghost (Pappy Blunderstorm) grumps, "JEsus"
DEAD: Ghost (Pyre O. Maniac) laments, "god DAMN it"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Lambda-67) grumps, "rip everyone there"
Reginald P Farthing seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
John Fleetfoot shudders.
Zoldorf beeps, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Brian Dawkins moans.
Boris Badenov goes pale for a second.
Evan Killsalot gasps, "AI OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"
DEAD: Ghost (The Cool) wails, "dude I totally didn't mean to accidentally kill you"
Fine Fiebite shard explodes!
Zoldorf beeps, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Clark's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
David Clark screams!
DEAD: Ghost (Pyre O. Maniac) moans, "someone set off an incindiary grenade in the shuttle"
DEAD: Ghost (Pyre O. Maniac) wails, "which hit the fiebite"
Rick Danger's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Rick Danger screams!
David Clark seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
John Fleetfoot seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Oz Waldo collapses!
Zoldorf beeps, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Boris Badenov seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Bacon Boudin seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

Someone brought Zoldorf along to the shuttle, and then hell broke loose.