Best moments ever thread 2.0

[KikiMofo]

Melanie Blowfist spits acid at Joseph Moreau!
the li'l Joseph Moreau buzzes angrily at Melanie Blowfist!
the li'l Joseph Moreau pokes Melanie Blowfist with its stubby little stinger!
the li'l Joseph Moreau buzzes angrily at Melanie Blowfist!
Melanie Blowfist sneezes.
Melanie Blowfist drools.
Melanie Blowfist drools.
the li'l Joseph Moreau pokes Melanie Blowfist with its stubby little stinger!
Dr. Swedlokim says, "CHANGELING IN GENETICS"
the li'l Joseph Moreau pokes Melanie Blowfist with its nubby little stinger!
the li'l Joseph Moreau bites Melanie Blowfist with its eeny-weeny mandibles!
Melanie Blowfist has grabbed Joseph Moreau passively!
Melanie Blowfist coughs.
Melanie Blowfist starts to put Joseph Moreau into the enzymatic reclaimer!
the li'l Joseph Moreau bites Melanie Blowfist with its eeny-weeny mandibles!
the li'l Joseph Moreau bites Melanie Blowfist with its little mandibles!
Melanie Blowfist stuffs Joseph Moreau into the enzymatic reclaimer!
Dr. Swedlokim says, "IT IS MELANIE"
Melanie Blowfist activates the enzymatic reclaimer!
Melanie Blowfist has a horrible coughing fit!
Melanie Blowfist coughs.
Melanie Blowfist gasps.
Melanie Blowfist faints.

Avenged by his bee.

That happened to me last time I was a changeling and tried to eat a botanist. Except it was a giant royal jelly version of his lil bee. I got thrown into disposals when he woke up. Then when I went back again to eat him GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AGAIN. Anyway I ended up dragging his body out of botany and eating it in private after passing out a couple times. Those lil bees are scary things