Goonhub
05-25-2014, 01:29 PM
For the Medical Personnel who have everything, here comes a whole new traitor item, The Patch Launcher, available to supporting retailers for the scientists and medical staff of the station, simply create a patch, fill it with whatever WACKY substances you feel the need to put in people, Load it into the Patch Launcher,AND VOILA! Your own drug party where you don't even have to invite anyone! Frank being a little too annoying at work? Calm him down with a patch of THC! Grudging with a co-worker? Cyanide will put an end to your quarrels! FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF ONLY 7 TELECRYSTALS THIS LIFE CHANGING PRODUCT CAN BE YOURS! WE SELL IT IN A BOX WITH A STARTER KIT! YOU CAN GET A RANDOMLY SELECTED BOX OF THE REAGENTS FROM OUR BACKROOM! Buy Patch launcher now!
Alright, so you may be thinking "but we already have a syringe gun!", well, this is an item that costs more, yet injects more, and doesn't fill up the same way, it is a single shot of up to 40 units of any chemical. IT also comes with said starter kit, which is a randomly generated box of different patches. You would theoretically load a patch, fire, load again or run back into hiding to make some more. I like the idea and i hope you all do too.
Alright, so you may be thinking "but we already have a syringe gun!", well, this is an item that costs more, yet injects more, and doesn't fill up the same way, it is a single shot of up to 40 units of any chemical. IT also comes with said starter kit, which is a randomly generated box of different patches. You would theoretically load a patch, fire, load again or run back into hiding to make some more. I like the idea and i hope you all do too.