Best moments ever thread 2.0

[TheTrixRabitt]

This is a story of a clown who had to pay a fine of 500 credits to a captain who hated honking.
Spoiler!

Eli Vox [145.9] says, "please be aware there will be a steep fine for any honkers"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] asks, "Am I a honker?"
Eli Vox [145.9] asks, "I dunno are you honking?"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "I am a clown."
Eli Vox [145.9] exclaims, "well gosh I guess you better not honk then!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "I will not be stopped."

Then I was caught honking.
Spoiler!

Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "500 credits..."
Eli Vox [145.9] exclaims, "A steep fine indeed!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "I don't make that kind of money."
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] exclaims, "I know how to pay my fine!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "I know how to pay my fine!"
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Eli Vox [145.9] exclaims, "oh good!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "50 credits to fart on me."
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "50 credits to fart on me."
Jacob Vader says, "hey hunkmun"
Jacob Vader says, "try theesssssss"
Jacob Vader throws the mutadone pill bottle.
Jacob Vader throws the mutadone pill.
The cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
You swallow the mutadone pill.
You slipped on the PDA!
You feel well co-ordinated again.
Ettore Hector Boiardi screams!
Jacob Vader salutes.
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Cool."
Ettore Hector Boiardi salutes.
You begin to recover.
Eli Vox throws 50 Credits.
Eli Vox farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Eli Vox!
Eli Vox farts in Ettore Hector Boiardi's face!
You begin to recover.
Jacob Vader says, "hahaha!"
Jacob Vader says, "good work honkerman"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "I have bested the captain."
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "I have bested the captain."
Jacob Vader says, "excellent disssssplay"
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Nikolas Scott farts in Ettore Hector Boiardi's face!
Ettore Hector Boiardi screams!
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Ettore Hector Boiardi farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Ettore Hector Boiardi!
Nikolas Scott says, "RIP captain"
DEAD: Ghost (Eli Vox) laments, "laughing my ass off"
DEAD: Ghost (Eli Vox) moans, "I got played so hard"
Jacob Vader says, "rip ettore and eli vox"
Randy Archer asks, "did the captain fart on a bible?"
DEAD: Ghost (Ettore Hector Boiardi) laments, "Oh god."
PRAISE HONKMOTHER states, "HAH FAIL"
DEAD: Ghost (Ettore Hector Boiardi) moans, "That actually worked."
Nikolas Scott says, "So did the clown i think"
PRAISE HONKMOTHER [145.9] states, "WHADDA CUNT"
DEAD: Ghost (Eli Vox) wails, "I was like yeah I'll go give him 50 credits and be on my way"
DEAD: Ghost (Eli Vox) laments, "then suddenly gibs"
Nikolas Scott has added Box to the backpack!
Randy Archer says, "not saying there's a captain ID on the ground in medbay but not saying there isn't either"

Then the clown got revenge on the captain and avenged his fellow honkers, revengence you could say.