Best moments ever thread 2.0

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You swallow the quirky shredder.
What an explosive burst of flavor!
HOLY FUCK!!!!
John Johnson screams!
Holy shit, you start tripping balls!
John Johnson's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Paper Bin catches on fire!
Paper Bin catches on fire!
the blue jumpsuit catches on fire!
the blue jumpsuit catches on fire!
the blue jumpsuit catches on fire!
the blue jumpsuit catches on fire!
the blue jumpsuit catches on fire!
the blue jumpsuit catches on fire!
Brown Shoes catches on fire!
Brown Shoes catches on fire!
Brown Shoes catches on fire!
Brown Shoes catches on fire!
Brown Shoes catches on fire!

Just another day, Spigot the Bear and me sharing mystery pills out of an unlabeled bottle.