Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Lantern]

Metallurgy can be dangerous. I figured this was going to happen, but I had to try it anyway for science! The blast also set off a stack of erlitz metal in my backpack as well as a nearby erlitz wall.

This is Fine Moebite pipe frame.
Two small pipes joined together with grooves cut into the side. It is made of Moebite.
[...]
Your eyes sting a little.
You hollow out the pipe.
the hollow pipe frame explodes!
[...]
Robert Green's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Robert Green's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Robert Green's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Robert Green's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Robert Green seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

Erebite chairs, floor tiles, computer frames. THE LIST GOES ON