Goonhub
05-19-2014, 04:25 PM
Redshirt-itism Injector - Captain Only
1-3 Telecrystals
Once injecting this mysterious formula into your body any crew member standing near by will compulsively jump in harms way to save the captain. The captain will be spared and the crew member will take full damage from whatever was about to harm the captain. This includes (but not limited to): punches, gun shots, thrown objects, wrestling moves, asteroids, hull breaches, poison, chemistry, banana peels, wendigos, death, black holes, RPGs, pod explosions, pipe bomb explosions, tank-transfer valve explosions, tomato explosions, arc flashes, wizard spells, chef's cooking, deep-fryer, suicide, and admins. There will be a short cool down between when it can occur. The closet person will jump and it cannot affect the attacker (so if the captain is alone with his aggressor it won't work on the aggressor). No matter what the damage effect is or how big the effect range is the captain is fully protected.
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Essentially a person shield for the captain that kills people.
1-3 Telecrystals
Once injecting this mysterious formula into your body any crew member standing near by will compulsively jump in harms way to save the captain. The captain will be spared and the crew member will take full damage from whatever was about to harm the captain. This includes (but not limited to): punches, gun shots, thrown objects, wrestling moves, asteroids, hull breaches, poison, chemistry, banana peels, wendigos, death, black holes, RPGs, pod explosions, pipe bomb explosions, tank-transfer valve explosions, tomato explosions, arc flashes, wizard spells, chef's cooking, deep-fryer, suicide, and admins. There will be a short cool down between when it can occur. The closet person will jump and it cannot affect the attacker (so if the captain is alone with his aggressor it won't work on the aggressor). No matter what the damage effect is or how big the effect range is the captain is fully protected.
Essentially a person shield for the captain that kills people.