Best moments ever thread 2.0

[CaptainBravo]

[Escape Pod E-903] states, "Engine recharging wormhole capabilities!"
[Escape Pod E-903] states, "Engine recharging wormhole capabilities!"
Vaughn Moon says, "oop"
Vaughn Moon says, "oop"
Vaughn Moon (as ): oop
You begin to recover.
You feel sick!
You begin to recover.
You feel sweaty!
You begin to recover.
Escape Pod E-903 has been hit by Vaughn Moon (as ) with the cyalume saber
Escape Pod E-903 has been hit by Vaughn Moon (as ) with the cyalume saber
Escape Pod E-903 has been hit by Vaughn Moon (as ) with the cyalume saber
Escape Pod E-903 has been hit by Vaughn Moon (as ) with the cyalume saber
Escape Pod E-903 is breaking apart!
The sword is now active.
Escape Pod E-903 has been hit by Vaughn Moon (as ) with the cyalume saber
Escape Pod E-903 has been hit by Vaughn Moon (as ) with the cyalume saber
Escape Pod E-903 has been hit by Vaughn Moon (as ) with the cyalume saber
Escape Pod E-903 explodes!
Vaughn Moon (as )'s left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Vaughn Moon (as ) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Vaughn Moon laments, "shitty pod"
Father Jack exclaims, "FECK!"