Official Traitor Items Discussion Thread (Wonk)

[Captain_Bravo]

Behold! A glimpse into the future!

"Pubbie McJones has been marked for Holy Termination!"
-5 seconds later-
"Pubbie McJones has stolen a pod, and is currently wandering around spaaaaace!"
-5 minutes later-
"The chaplain is being repeatedly pushed down and farted upon by the entire station!"
And thus, good times were had by all.