Strike The Earth! A Goonstation DF Succession Game

[thehman03]

Can I be named one if there are any available?

You were already named and went insane, punched a war dog in the mouth, and got ripped to pieces :C
I'm sorry

It's a good way to go out in my opinion.

Indeed, a noble effort on decreasing FPS death, but you punched the wrong species.

kill every goddamn cat