Strike The Earth! A Goonstation DF Succession Game

[Lavastage]

Can you please explain the reasons that I became the overseer in this pitiful hole we call a home? Some important looking dwarf ran up to me, murmured something along the lines of "this will do," gave me the paperwork and ran off!

Now that I am in a leading role, however, I see that the whole place is put together horribly. there are only two doors in the entire fort, which are closed on the workshop areas.
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Dwarves are literally dumping EVERYTHING where they stand! its pitiful!
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I am requesting that you send down someone to become overseer ASAP. I do not know much about overseeing a fortress, but ill take the reigns while I wait.
Now, if you will excuse me, I need to go start yelling at my dwarves because they are slacking off.
Sincerely, Lavastage the Second.