Strike The Earth! A Goonstation DF Succession Game

[FishDance]

Dear General Rovodkatak,
We've been hard at work. Things have been hectic and what with people from the old settlement showing up we have to wonder if there's more still over the river waiting to come here... We gave the crazy guy who showed up claiming he was Lantern a room. He seemed to like it, because he didn't leave even once after entering (and it totally wasn't because we locked him in).
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He ended up dying of thirst (A very sad way to go, but nothing else could be done,) and was found dead as I was constructing the beautiful rooms for those who had served as overseers of the fortresses.
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One of us had just finished hauling out the limp body to the surface, when we spotted a couple new faces on the ridge, everyone was rushed out once again to greet the fellows.
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And that's when it happened again. These weren't dwarves from the mountain homes, these were dwarves from the other settlement. Among them was Saintish, someone who I thought had died, and someone claiming to be Cogwerks. I had no idea what to do, so I just offered them rooms like I did with the Lantern impostor.
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They're currently crying out begging for drinks. You can hear them through the walls when you try to sleep. Luckily the workshops downstairs are often SO FUCKING LOUD YOU CAN'T CATCH A WINK OF SHUT EYE. I need sleep. I can't handle this job. It's so godamned stressful. I'm handing my position down to Lantern. Maybe he can make something of this terrible, terrible situation.

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So there's two insane dwarves currently chilling in the residence hall. So that's good. The list of current dwarves are: Ursula Major, Cogwerks, Crazy Cogwerks, Crazy Saintish, Zadeon, HipBee, Lantern, Kikimofo, Broodlines, Jebediah Kerman, and I. This was a super fun thing to do, and despite having to start from scratch, I think I made it work by adding the added challenge of starting with next to no supplies. (By the by, I'm using the Phoebus texture pack, I believe) Once everyone's had their chance to go through, I'd love to be put int he cycle again if that's a thing? Can that be a thing?

Notes for the next guy: Try to expand into some caves, I purposefully didn't dig that deep so that you'd have something to do. If you can, try to save Cog II and Saintish, though I doubt it'll work. Don't collect the eggs in the chicken coup, those are there to make baby chickens. Oh, and despite all the trouble, everyone's actually really happy because of the nice rooms they have (except for the crazies of course). OH, and don't give anyone else my room, you can always build your own! Godspeed! Here's the stats we're at when I finished:
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DL link: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/a7kdho933bx28be/7-_jU-KYNg