Goonhub
05-06-2014, 01:44 AM
i think i just witnessed the least robust fight in the history of this game. names will be omitted to protect the innocent(guilty?(of being unrobust?)). this was viewed from a ghost's standpoint and quite frankly it was hard as hell to see what these dorks were doing with their idle hands, so parts may be incomplete or incorrect.
what really makes this fight bad is the number of opportunities both parties had to end it entirely. opportunities that were squandered over and over. it started with a traitor RD getting a little pissy about a man dressed up as a ghost in medbay and injecting him with 30 units of neurotoxin from an emagged hypo. when he didn't stay down and refused to get lost, the RD moved onto beating him with a circular saw; when he started with the disarms the RD unloaded an entire tranq rifle into him. fight pretty much over. OR IS IT?!!?
note: at this point the e-magged hypospray has been discarded onto the medbay floor in plain sight
the tranquilizing, neurotoxin, and beatings left our poor ghost in poor condition, but he was not out(somehow), producing a crystal shard to fight back against the RD, who was now beating him with a scalpel. the ghost manages to confiscate the tranq rifle. because of the long pause between combat actions(and lack of RD healing him/herself) at this point i'm going to assume this is when the RD e-mags the staple gun and the defibrillator, which in moments is also sitting in plain sight in the medbay. our ghost spends his time trying to beat his way out of the surgery room with a welder, finding time to reload the tranq gun. the fight moves to the abandoned pathology wing.
to recap: the RD has wantonly e-magged every item he/she can in the medbay and left half of them lying around in plain sight while he/she doctors herself for the fight in pathology. the ghost has a loaded tranq gun, and at some point during this next encounter acquires the e-magged staple gun.
the fight begins anew with the RD furiously pounding our ghost's head with a scalpel. in retaliation there are maybe one or two disarmings and blocks for every six hits. eventually the stapler comes out, causing the RD to flee back into medbay, shutting the door behind him/herself before tripping over a crystal shard that the ghost had dropped earlier. this unfortunately repeats itself in its entirely, up to and including tripping over the same crystal shard. the ghost punches himself, landing a crit, before starting self-CPR. at this point the RD returns with the defibrilator and shocks him, ending his valiant struggle.
thus ends our tale
what really makes this fight bad is the number of opportunities both parties had to end it entirely. opportunities that were squandered over and over. it started with a traitor RD getting a little pissy about a man dressed up as a ghost in medbay and injecting him with 30 units of neurotoxin from an emagged hypo. when he didn't stay down and refused to get lost, the RD moved onto beating him with a circular saw; when he started with the disarms the RD unloaded an entire tranq rifle into him. fight pretty much over. OR IS IT?!!?
note: at this point the e-magged hypospray has been discarded onto the medbay floor in plain sight
the tranquilizing, neurotoxin, and beatings left our poor ghost in poor condition, but he was not out(somehow), producing a crystal shard to fight back against the RD, who was now beating him with a scalpel. the ghost manages to confiscate the tranq rifle. because of the long pause between combat actions(and lack of RD healing him/herself) at this point i'm going to assume this is when the RD e-mags the staple gun and the defibrillator, which in moments is also sitting in plain sight in the medbay. our ghost spends his time trying to beat his way out of the surgery room with a welder, finding time to reload the tranq gun. the fight moves to the abandoned pathology wing.
to recap: the RD has wantonly e-magged every item he/she can in the medbay and left half of them lying around in plain sight while he/she doctors herself for the fight in pathology. the ghost has a loaded tranq gun, and at some point during this next encounter acquires the e-magged staple gun.
the fight begins anew with the RD furiously pounding our ghost's head with a scalpel. in retaliation there are maybe one or two disarmings and blocks for every six hits. eventually the stapler comes out, causing the RD to flee back into medbay, shutting the door behind him/herself before tripping over a crystal shard that the ghost had dropped earlier. this unfortunately repeats itself in its entirely, up to and including tripping over the same crystal shard. the ghost punches himself, landing a crit, before starting self-CPR. at this point the RD returns with the defibrilator and shocks him, ending his valiant struggle.
thus ends our tale