05-05-2014, 04:00 PM
3rd Limestone, 7, Early Autumm, Overseer Iamgoofball Wrote:Dear General Rovodkatak,
It was not a good summer.
One of our immigrants went insane, and died of thirst. Our fort's first death.
And then something even more terrible happened.
Pac0_BR said something. He said a word.
A word so terrible I cannot bring myself to write it.
As such, I have included our chief engraver's picture of the event.
Even HE could not bring himself to write the full word, having a seizure as he started writing it and accidentally making it a black spot, due to how horrible the word was.
As such, stupid pac0_br has now been assigned to refuse hauling, and only refuse hauling, until the end of his days. We also shaved his entire beard off for good measure, so that all of dwarven civillization shall know that he is a terrible, terrible dwarf.
The only good thing to come of this summer was my bedroom being half way finished, and the human caravan arriving.
I will continue to let you know of my progress.
-Overseer Iamgoofball
PS. If you have any ideas on further punishment for stupid pac0_br, please let me know.
Please give me punishment ideas for the shamed rude-word-utterer.