Strike The Earth! A Goonstation DF Succession Game

[Iamgoofball]

Dear General Rovodkatak,
Things are coming along well.


Pac0_BR is a master of parties apparently, and sent his invitations far and wide, as we now have 37 dwarves living at Gemwhirled.

The snow is finally starting to melt, and the lakes starting to thaw, as we enter Summer.

We have constructed the "Hall of Legends", an area to tell the tales of Gemwhirled.


Everything was going fine until those fucking beardless treehuggers a certain civilization showed up.

Those hypocrites had a ton of wooden objects they were trying to peddle to us. We bought all their cloth and sold them shiny trinkets that seem to make the minds of the filthy beardless jackasseselves distracted for hours on end.

The previous Overseer should have some fond memories when he sees this engraving.


Speaking of which, Zadeon is a master at engraving. Every day or so he comes out with a masterpiece engraving, that makes simple tasks like drinking booze seem earthshakingly important and dramatic. It brings a tear to my eye whenever I see his wonderful engraving of me eating a Plump Helmet mushroom.

I have some plans to construct a bedroom worthy of emperors for me, and any future overseers.

I will keep you updated with progress on the fort.

-Overseer Iamgoofball