Goonhub
04-26-2014, 04:30 AM
So Gym has been there for quite a while. It serves no purpose other than being eye-candy and roleplay.
It'd be nice to actually have a function, y'know? Rather than be something that mentors pretend to people that it actually it does something "Yeah sure go work-out, you'll get buff!" *snort*
Here's a proposed idea: Gym should give people mild genetic powers. These mild genetic powers aren't really crazy that would make people robust the entire security force like matcho menn but would give someone an edge when fighting someone in the ring. Here's what I've come up with:
Butterfly: Enhanced Chest
Your grip is stronger! Your grab is always aggressive
Inclined Bench-Press: Enhanced Shoulders
Your grapple is greater! Throwing people and things does more damage. This includes suplexes, and hitting people against things!
Punching bag: Enhanced Biceps
You throw faster punches! The delay between throwing punches is reduced
Having all the powers unlocked turns you into a beefcake. You unlock a superior *flex, which emotes: "Joe Pubbs flexes his ridiculous muscles! They gleam and dance in the light!" Nobody's going to fuck with you, this is essentially a threat.
Adding another mechanic into the gym would be cool too I suppose: Fatigue. This means you can't stick on the same machine because your muscles are too tired. You have to change machines, or take a break, or drink some energy/water to reduce the time you can get back on the machine.
It'd be nice to actually have a function, y'know? Rather than be something that mentors pretend to people that it actually it does something "Yeah sure go work-out, you'll get buff!" *snort*
Here's a proposed idea: Gym should give people mild genetic powers. These mild genetic powers aren't really crazy that would make people robust the entire security force like matcho menn but would give someone an edge when fighting someone in the ring. Here's what I've come up with:
Butterfly: Enhanced Chest
Your grip is stronger! Your grab is always aggressive
Inclined Bench-Press: Enhanced Shoulders
Your grapple is greater! Throwing people and things does more damage. This includes suplexes, and hitting people against things!
Punching bag: Enhanced Biceps
You throw faster punches! The delay between throwing punches is reduced
Having all the powers unlocked turns you into a beefcake. You unlock a superior *flex, which emotes: "Joe Pubbs flexes his ridiculous muscles! They gleam and dance in the light!" Nobody's going to fuck with you, this is essentially a threat.
Adding another mechanic into the gym would be cool too I suppose: Fatigue. This means you can't stick on the same machine because your muscles are too tired. You have to change machines, or take a break, or drink some energy/water to reduce the time you can get back on the machine.