Things that block Changeling attacks but probably shouldn't

[Bobbeh]

Being fat is a semi-rare genetic mutation because no one -wants- to be fat, you can't wear a jumpsuit and it's a big huge hassle, nothing needs to change there. Fake moustaches are masks, all masks prevent deadly death-grip strangleholds. The reason for this is so shit-heads can't insta-choke out random people and win forever. Stuck moustaches can just be removed manually by another guy, and are rare when it's a changeling round. I dunno what you're doing wrong but I have literally never had issues with either of those.