Best moments ever thread 2.0

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Dan McStan says, "hello sir"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) says, "Hey Hop"
Joseph Prevatt stammers, "hhii"
Joseph Prevatt does a flip!
Janet Jakobsson [145.9] asks, "Shuttle already?"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) says, "Want a some tea"
Dan McStan says, "dont mind us while we fight to the death"
Joseph Prevatt stammers, "suuurreeee"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) takes a sip from the tea.
Joseph Prevatt takes a sip from the tea.
Dan McStan says, "now then"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) takes a sip from the tea.
Joseph Prevatt takes a sip from the tea.
Janet Jakobsson [145.9] says, "Not complaining, just seems a bit odd."
Joseph Prevatt takes a sip from the tea.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) climbs up on the chair!
Joseph Prevatt takes a sip from the tea.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) does a flying flip into Dan McStan!
You begin to recover.
Dan McStan says, "i should have brought the old cam corder"
Dan McStan says, "ENGUARD"
Your intent is now set to 'harm'.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) salutes.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) screams!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) says, "OH GOD"
Dan McStan says, "oh my"
Dan McStan says, "my dear cat jones"
Dan McStan says, "you will pay my good sir"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) Throat punches Dan McStan!
Dan McStan says, "now dont drag a civilian into this"
Dan McStan exclaims, "be a gent!"
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
You have added the tea to the backpack.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) climbs up on the chair!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) steps off the chair.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) folds the chair.
The tea sweetens. Visually. Somehow.
Dan McStan exclaims, "good show!"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) climbs up on the chair!
Dan McStan kicks Kobe Watson (as Captain)!
Dan McStan kicks Kobe Watson (as Captain)!
Dan McStan kicks Kobe Watson (as Captain)!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) climbs up on the chair!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) does a flying flip into Dan McStan!
You begin to recover.
Dan McStan punches Kobe Watson (as Captain)!
Joseph Prevatt groans and moans, farting like the world depended on it.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) throws Drinking Glass.
Drinking Glass shatters!
Dan McStan says, "okay then"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) throws Drinking Glass.
Drinking Glass shatters!
Dan McStan says, "lets fight DIRTY"
Dan McStan swings at Kobe Watson (as Captain)!
Joseph Prevatt takes a sip from Drinking Glass.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) throws the emergency toolbox.
Joseph Prevatt takes a sip from Drinking Glass.
Dan McStan throws the chair.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) has been hit by the chair.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) throws the chair.
Dan McStan has been hit by the chair.
Joseph Prevatt twitches.
The snack machine beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
Dan McStan throws the emergency toolbox.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) has been hit by the emergency toolbox.
Dan McStan throws the chair.
Dan McStan folds the chair.
Joseph Prevatt grumbles.
Dan McStan folds the chair.
Dan McStan [145.9] asks, "fleeing from the fight are you?"
Dan McStan asks, "fleeing from the fight are you?"
Dan McStan [145.9] says, "cowardly"
Dan McStan says, "cowardly"
Marck Mierme [145.9] asks, "what fight?"
Joseph Prevatt twitches.
Joseph Prevatt grumbles.
Joseph Prevatt does a flip!
Dan McStan [145.9] exclaims, "duel me to the death!"
Dan McStan exclaims, "duel me to the death!"
Marck Mierme [145.9] says, "ok"
Joseph Prevatt does a flip!
Marck Mierme [145.9] asks, "where is you?"
Dan McStan [145.9] asks, "you are here to kill me after all, are you not?"
Dan McStan asks, "you are here to kill me after all, are you not?"
Joseph Prevatt farts delicately.
Joseph Prevatt hiccups.
Dan McStan [145.9] says, "mark good sir, im talking to the man in red"
Dan McStan says, "mark good sir, im talking to the man in red"
Marck Mierme [145.9] says, "oh"
Joseph Prevatt farts like a goone!
Joseph Prevatt breaks wind!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Your the captain's armor softens the hit!
Dan McStan says, "deary me"
Joseph Prevatt grumbles.
Dan McStan [145.9] says, "well good sirs"
Dan McStan says, "well good sirs"
Dan McStan [145.9] says, "this is the end"
Dan McStan says, "this is the end"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Your the captain's armor softens the hit!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Your the captain's armor softens the hit!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Your the captain's armor softens the hit!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Your the captain's armor softens the hit!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Your the captain's armor softens the hit!
Dan McStan [145.9] gasps, "goooodbbbyyee oold cchhaapps"
Dan McStan gasps, "goooodbbbyyee oold cchhaapps"
Kobe Watson [145.9] says, "Do you sumbit"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) has added .38 revolver to the backpack!
Dan McStan moans.
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
You buckle yourself in.
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
Dan McStan gasps, "yyyooouu wwinnn ssr"
Dan McStan gasps, "ggooodd sshoo"
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) nods.
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
Dan McStan gasps, "ggoooooddbbbbyyeeee"
Dan McStan seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Dan McStan gasps.
DEAD: Ghost (Dan McStan) grumps, "hahahahah"

I will say, good sirs, that that was one of the best fights ever.