Goonhub
04-16-2014, 05:59 AM
I didn't save the logs or anything but in a round last night when we were GETTIN DAT FUKKIN PIG, I was turned into a vampire and joined the hunt. I didn't kill the pig the first time; I don't know who did, but while it was running around as a slab of meat, I grabbed a knife from the kitchen and chopped it into bacon. This A) put down the beast for good, and B) left a human behind (presumably someone who'd been eaten by the pig, or the human form of the pig). I naturally proceeded to eat the left behind bacon and the human both. I killed the pig, drank its blood.
I lost my cursed nazi gold somewhere along the way, but it was just as well, the thrill of the HUNT was reward enough. When the pig's satanic devil hog brother came for revenge, I rejoined the battle with it. By that time I had accumulated full power, and my rejuvenate was keeping me well near 100 health at almost all times.
The round ended with the engine achieving some ungodly number of GWs, turning into a black hole, and the shuttle leaving while me and the devil pig clashed as immortal titans in the wreckage of the collapsing station.
I lost my cursed nazi gold somewhere along the way, but it was just as well, the thrill of the HUNT was reward enough. When the pig's satanic devil hog brother came for revenge, I rejoined the battle with it. By that time I had accumulated full power, and my rejuvenate was keeping me well near 100 health at almost all times.
The round ended with the engine achieving some ungodly number of GWs, turning into a black hole, and the shuttle leaving while me and the devil pig clashed as immortal titans in the wreckage of the collapsing station.