How to ruin an antagonists round: the basics

[Crumplehat]

This seems to happen to me most often as a wizard, really. I'm almost NEVER a fuck-all, kill-everything wizard, because I'm just not really good enough for that, so I try to be a fun mischievous wizard. Pandamonium here and there, arse nath once in a while, freeze ray there, soda golem here, fun stuff, yeah?

And then I get murdered not 5 minutes after setting foot on the station by a captain that stole the bartender's shotgun and a mob of crewmembers who got lasers from QM first thing into the round.

I had been making cheeseburgers.