Best moments ever thread 2.0

[TheTrixRabitt]

The station is corrupt.

Spoiler!

Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Oh!"
Jebediah Kerman asks, "what's your case?"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Cool"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "To sue a certain someone."
The soda machine beeps, "Everyone can see Orange-Aid is best!"
Jebediah Kerman asks, "but who??"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "He calls himself George."
Jebediah Kerman asks, "George the dog?"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Every night he talks to himself, and it wakes me up."
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Yes, exactly!"
Jebediah Kerman exclaims, "we'll sue this dog for your lack of sleep!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "He always says, "Bark, woof!"."
Ettore Hector Boiardi nods.
Jebediah Kerman asks, "do you know where the dog is?"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Yes!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "I'll get him!"
Jebediah Kerman says, "please drag him in to the coutroom"
Ettore Hector Boiardi nods.
Ettore Hector Boiardi does a flip!
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Got 'em!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "You're going down, mutt!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi does a flip!
Jebediah Kerman exclaims, "alright!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi does a flip!
Jebediah Kerman says, "we need someone to defend the dog"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Ask someone on the radio."
Lily Lilington seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Lily Lilington gasps.
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] asks, "Attention crew! George the dog is being sued by Ettore Hector Boiardi for a lack of sleep. We need someone to defend the dog, is anyone willing?"
Kobe Watson [145.9] says, "I will do it"
Jebediah Kerman says, "hello kobe"
Kenzy Rosesteel says, "I havent seen him"
Kobe Watson says, "Hello"
Ettore Hector Boiardi glares.
Deadter Chesman [145.9] says, "I will defend George."
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "I can see him in the court room."
The snack machine beeps, "A fresh delight is only a bite away!"
Kobe Watson says, "I am here too support my client"
Your intent is now set to 'grab'.
Ettore Hector Boiardi has grabbed Lily Lilington passively!
Ettore Hector Boiardi has failed to grab Lily Lilington aggressively!
The soda machine beeps, "Cool, refreshing Lime-Aid - it's good for you!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi has failed to grab Lily Lilington aggressively!
Kobe Watson points to George
Ettore Hector Boiardi throws Lily Lilington.
Jebediah Kerman says, "okay I will be the judge"
Jebediah Kerman exclaims, "state your case Ettore!"
Damian Garneys farted! It smells like something died.
Damian Garneys says, "i kinda needed that but whateves"
Jebediah Kerman slams their palms against the court bench!
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Every freakin night, this dog barks. With some loud ass music by some jackass who thinks he can join a jazz band or some shit! I always awaken fromt his loud shit!"
The snack machine beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
Deadter Chesman slams their palms against the reinforced table!
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "I'm fed up with it!"
Deadter Chesman says, "Poo"
Jebediah Kerman says, "alright"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "GHOST!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi points to the chair
Jebediah Kerman asks, "what compensation are you looking for?"
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "To have him put a muzzle night on at night, or we get a cat."
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Cats aren't loud, mostly."
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "Report to the courtroom to witness a trial."
Deadter Chesman slams their palms against the reinforced table!
Deadter Chesman says, "objection"
Ettore Hector Boiardi screams!
Kobe Watson says, "HEY"
Kobe Watson says, "I AM THE LAWYER HERE"
Deadter Chesman says, "I have a 100% better argument"
Kobe Watson says, "Hmm"
Jebediah Kerman says, "you may have another if you please kobe"
Ettore Hector Boiardi raises an eyebrow.
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
Kobe Watson says, "What is your argument"
Without even breaking stride, Ettore Hector Boiardi flips open and lights the Zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
Deadter Chesman says, "Disturbing the peace is to be handled by security, not the court system"
Miguel Atweeke [145.9] says, "it was Deadter Chesman"
Deadter Chesman says, "and the client isn't allowed to take compensation for such"
CPUCAKE [145.9] declares, "there sure is some stuff heating up in the courtroom!!!"
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Kobe Watson says, "You make a good pooint"
Deadter Chesman [145.9] says, "Yo Miguel"
Deadter Chesman [145.9] says, "what did you just say about me you nerd"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Well, we should sue the HoS for not taking care of this problem!"
The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."
Deadter Chesman says, "You can't sue the HoS."
Kobe Watson says, "The is a even better idea"
Deadter Chesman says, "For he is the law."
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "I PDA mesage him frequently to have him take care of the dog!"
Jebediah Kerman says, "your case is thrown out on the ground that disturbing the peace is a criminal matter not a civil one Ettore"
Jebediah Kerman exclaims, "and it's a dog!!!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "How's he even alive? No one even feeds the dog?!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi screams!
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "FUCK!"
Your intent is now set to 'harm'.
Kobe Watson says, "How does that work"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "Thats some shit."
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Thats some shit."

What has been edited out of this is Lily Lillington dying from a Vampire right next to us, and getting mad at me when I died.