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03-27-2014, 07:57 AM
Bobert and I had a lively discussion about a couple new drugs/reagents. Here is the discussion:
[13:33] <Bobert> make cocaine a new chemical
01[13:33] <Raemuz> yes
[13:33] <Bobert> meth on steroids
01[13:33] <Raemuz> make it part of space cola
01[13:33] <Raemuz> omg
[13:33] <Bobert> but
[13:33] <Bobert> but
[13:33] <Bobert> insanely addictive
01[13:33] <Raemuz> high chance of heart attack too
01[13:33] <Raemuz> yeah bobert
[13:33] <Bobert> Yeah
01[13:33] <Raemuz> HOWEVER
01[13:33] <Raemuz> if you just eat the leaves
[13:33] <Bobert> It would require being snorted or something
01[13:33] <Raemuz> it should be below the addiction threshold
[13:34] <Bobert> Eating a pill would make you just sick
[13:34] <Bobert> and vomit
01[13:34] <Raemuz> haha
[13:34] <Bobert> before dying if it's a lethal dose
01[13:34] <Raemuz> so what, do you target your head and hit yourself with a beaker or
[13:34] <Bobert> pour cocaine onto the floor to make it pile there
[13:34] <Bobert> then click it
01[13:34] <Raemuz> ohhh
01[13:34] <Raemuz> yeah that should be a thing
[13:34] <Bobert> you could keep doing it until it's out
[13:34] <+butt> you could keep doing it unbutt it's out
[13:34] <Bobert> "Richard Grabber snorts a line of cocaine!"
[13:34] <Bobert> "Richard Grabber screams!"
01[13:34] <Raemuz> i can just imagine a crowd of assistants
01[13:34] <Raemuz> huddling in the bar
[13:34] <+pac0_BR> a crowd control smoke
01[13:35] <Raemuz> around a pile of coke
[13:35] <Bobert> Get high off coke and go harass security
[13:35] <Bobert> And yeah it should have like 1 unit doses in certain colas
[13:35] <Bobert> To actually make the chemical you'd need the leaves from botany
[13:35] <Bobert> And do some other shit
[13:35] <nerderror> need pocket mirrors
[13:35] <Bobert> i guess
[13:35] <Bobert> pocket sand
[13:35] <nerderror> well to put lines onto
[13:35] <Bobert> true
[13:36] <Bobert> A traitor baggie of coke
[13:36] <Bobert> pure uncut shit
[13:36] <nerderror> I guess pouring it on tables could make it pour lines
[13:36] <Bobert> Get about 10 minutes of a drug fueled rampage
[13:36] <Bobert> Before your heart literally explodes
[13:36] <nerderror> haha
[13:36] <nerderror> goes off like a microbomb implant
[13:36] <Bobert> Nah
[13:36] <Bobert> You wouldn't gib
[13:36] <Iamgoofball> we had someone code pocket sand for TG but they refused to let us have it unless we removed screwdriver to the eyes blinding people for it
[13:37] <Bobert> "Richard Grabber clutches onto his chest, doubling over!"
[13:37] <nerderror> Bobert: this is SPACE COCAINE
[13:37] <Bobert> You'd gib -after- dying
01[13:37] <Raemuz> that sounds more like space PCP
03[13:37] * Broodlines ([[email protected]][email protected][/email]) has joined #goonstation
[13:37] <nerderror> haha
[13:37] <nerderror> oh shit
[13:37] <nerderror> shhhh its Broodlines
[13:37] <Bobert> ahahah space pcp
[13:37] <Bobert> yesss
[13:37] <nerderror> anyway nice weather we are having.
[13:38] <Bobert> Do PCP
[13:38] <Broodlines> *glare
[13:38] <Bobert> It'd be like an insanely powerful painkiller
01[13:38] <Raemuz> you should just get the movefast and the Macho "run into people and send them flying" thing
[13:38] <nerderror> Space PCP
01[13:38] <Raemuz> that too
[13:38] <Bobert> + give you stimulant powers
[13:38] <nerderror> oh lord
01[13:38] <Raemuz> Basically turns you into an adminbus
[13:38] <Bobert> But you'd hallucinate like shit
[13:38] <Bobert> Like
[13:38] <nerderror> Drug Station 13
[13:38] <Bobert> Hallucinating random-named sec officers
[13:38] <nerderror> indeed
[13:38] <Bobert> Harmbatonning you
[13:38] <Bobert> Make it so everyone looks like they're sec
[13:38] <Bobert> Or syndicates
[13:38] <nerderror> there we go
[13:39] <nerderror> Syndicate and Wizards
01[13:39] <Raemuz> yes haha
[13:39] <+butt> butts haha
[13:39] <Bobert> Yeah
[13:39] <Bobert> "OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME"
[13:39] <Bobert> When people talk it'd be filtered to threats and shit
03[13:39] * KikiMofo ([email protected]) has joined #goonstation
[13:39] <nerderror> hahaha
[13:39] <Bobert> "I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING LIMBS OFF, JOHN MCPUBBS!"
01[13:39] <Raemuz> Actually a drug that made regular players look like antags would be GREAT to sleepypen folks with
01[13:39] <Raemuz> "OH GOD WHY IS EVERYONE A WIZARD"
[13:39] <nerderror> WHERE IS THE DISK AT, PUBBIE MCPUBSTON?
01[13:40] <Raemuz> fake magic missiles flying around
[13:40] <Bobert> Ahah yes
01[13:40] <Raemuz> aaaaaaaaa
[13:40] <nerderror> the best
[13:40] <Bobert> Along with random revolver sounds
[13:40] <Bobert> Cluwne honks
01[13:40] <Raemuz> yes
[13:40] <nerderror> taser shots
[13:40] <Bobert> In reality it'd be a nude assistant beating sec to death
01[13:40] <Raemuz> basically what a bad trip on the other drugs SHOULD DO
[13:40] <Bobert> While babbling about PCP
[13:40] <nerderror> holy hell.
[13:40] <nerderror> the best
[13:40] <+pac0_BR> ahah holy shit
01[13:40] <Raemuz> even paco likes it
[13:40] <Bobert> pac0 agrees
[13:40] <nerderror> forget normal sleepy pens
[13:40] <nerderror> I want one fileld with this
[13:41] <nerderror> filled*
[13:41] <nerderror> proclaim there are syndicate everywhere and stab someone with this fun toy
[13:41] <nerderror> and watch the carnage unfold.
[13:42] <Bobert> Stab sec with PCP
[13:42] <+butt> Butt sec with PCP
[13:42] <Bobert> Also it'd make you think you had 100 health
[13:42] <Bobert> Constantly
[13:42] <Bobert> Help messages would change to punches
[13:42] <Bobert> whatnot
[13:43] <Bobert> You'd have no legs and one arm
[13:43] <Bobert> Zipping through space at light speed
[13:43] <Bobert> 'THEY'RE GONNA GET ME'
[13:43] <nerderror> hahah
01[13:44] <Raemuz> oh my fucking god yes
[13:45] <Bobert> You would pretty much become impossible to habilitate until the drug wears off
[13:45] <nerderror> indeed
[13:45] <Bobert> OD would cause your heart to explode after all of it's out of your system
[13:46] <Bobert> so taking more = live longer
[13:46] <Broodlines> zip lining through spacwe
[13:46] <Broodlines> space*
I will post highlights later but this needed to get out there NOW
[13:33] <Bobert> make cocaine a new chemical
01[13:33] <Raemuz> yes
[13:33] <Bobert> meth on steroids
01[13:33] <Raemuz> make it part of space cola
01[13:33] <Raemuz> omg
[13:33] <Bobert> but
[13:33] <Bobert> but
[13:33] <Bobert> insanely addictive
01[13:33] <Raemuz> high chance of heart attack too
01[13:33] <Raemuz> yeah bobert
[13:33] <Bobert> Yeah
01[13:33] <Raemuz> HOWEVER
01[13:33] <Raemuz> if you just eat the leaves
[13:33] <Bobert> It would require being snorted or something
01[13:33] <Raemuz> it should be below the addiction threshold
[13:34] <Bobert> Eating a pill would make you just sick
[13:34] <Bobert> and vomit
01[13:34] <Raemuz> haha
[13:34] <Bobert> before dying if it's a lethal dose
01[13:34] <Raemuz> so what, do you target your head and hit yourself with a beaker or
[13:34] <Bobert> pour cocaine onto the floor to make it pile there
[13:34] <Bobert> then click it
01[13:34] <Raemuz> ohhh
01[13:34] <Raemuz> yeah that should be a thing
[13:34] <Bobert> you could keep doing it until it's out
[13:34] <+butt> you could keep doing it unbutt it's out
[13:34] <Bobert> "Richard Grabber snorts a line of cocaine!"
[13:34] <Bobert> "Richard Grabber screams!"
01[13:34] <Raemuz> i can just imagine a crowd of assistants
01[13:34] <Raemuz> huddling in the bar
[13:34] <+pac0_BR> a crowd control smoke
01[13:35] <Raemuz> around a pile of coke
[13:35] <Bobert> Get high off coke and go harass security
[13:35] <Bobert> And yeah it should have like 1 unit doses in certain colas
[13:35] <Bobert> To actually make the chemical you'd need the leaves from botany
[13:35] <Bobert> And do some other shit
[13:35] <nerderror> need pocket mirrors
[13:35] <Bobert> i guess
[13:35] <Bobert> pocket sand
[13:35] <nerderror> well to put lines onto
[13:35] <Bobert> true
[13:36] <Bobert> A traitor baggie of coke
[13:36] <Bobert> pure uncut shit
[13:36] <nerderror> I guess pouring it on tables could make it pour lines
[13:36] <Bobert> Get about 10 minutes of a drug fueled rampage
[13:36] <Bobert> Before your heart literally explodes
[13:36] <nerderror> haha
[13:36] <nerderror> goes off like a microbomb implant
[13:36] <Bobert> Nah
[13:36] <Bobert> You wouldn't gib
[13:36] <Iamgoofball> we had someone code pocket sand for TG but they refused to let us have it unless we removed screwdriver to the eyes blinding people for it
[13:37] <Bobert> "Richard Grabber clutches onto his chest, doubling over!"
[13:37] <nerderror> Bobert: this is SPACE COCAINE
[13:37] <Bobert> You'd gib -after- dying
01[13:37] <Raemuz> that sounds more like space PCP
03[13:37] * Broodlines ([[email protected]][email protected][/email]) has joined #goonstation
[13:37] <nerderror> haha
[13:37] <nerderror> oh shit
[13:37] <nerderror> shhhh its Broodlines
[13:37] <Bobert> ahahah space pcp
[13:37] <Bobert> yesss
[13:37] <nerderror> anyway nice weather we are having.
[13:38] <Bobert> Do PCP
[13:38] <Broodlines> *glare
[13:38] <Bobert> It'd be like an insanely powerful painkiller
01[13:38] <Raemuz> you should just get the movefast and the Macho "run into people and send them flying" thing
[13:38] <nerderror> Space PCP
01[13:38] <Raemuz> that too
[13:38] <Bobert> + give you stimulant powers
[13:38] <nerderror> oh lord
01[13:38] <Raemuz> Basically turns you into an adminbus
[13:38] <Bobert> But you'd hallucinate like shit
[13:38] <Bobert> Like
[13:38] <nerderror> Drug Station 13
[13:38] <Bobert> Hallucinating random-named sec officers
[13:38] <nerderror> indeed
[13:38] <Bobert> Harmbatonning you
[13:38] <Bobert> Make it so everyone looks like they're sec
[13:38] <Bobert> Or syndicates
[13:38] <nerderror> there we go
[13:39] <nerderror> Syndicate and Wizards
01[13:39] <Raemuz> yes haha
[13:39] <+butt> butts haha
[13:39] <Bobert> Yeah
[13:39] <Bobert> "OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME"
[13:39] <Bobert> When people talk it'd be filtered to threats and shit
03[13:39] * KikiMofo ([email protected]) has joined #goonstation
[13:39] <nerderror> hahaha
[13:39] <Bobert> "I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING LIMBS OFF, JOHN MCPUBBS!"
01[13:39] <Raemuz> Actually a drug that made regular players look like antags would be GREAT to sleepypen folks with
01[13:39] <Raemuz> "OH GOD WHY IS EVERYONE A WIZARD"
[13:39] <nerderror> WHERE IS THE DISK AT, PUBBIE MCPUBSTON?
01[13:40] <Raemuz> fake magic missiles flying around
[13:40] <Bobert> Ahah yes
01[13:40] <Raemuz> aaaaaaaaa
[13:40] <nerderror> the best
[13:40] <Bobert> Along with random revolver sounds
[13:40] <Bobert> Cluwne honks
01[13:40] <Raemuz> yes
[13:40] <nerderror> taser shots
[13:40] <Bobert> In reality it'd be a nude assistant beating sec to death
01[13:40] <Raemuz> basically what a bad trip on the other drugs SHOULD DO
[13:40] <Bobert> While babbling about PCP
[13:40] <nerderror> holy hell.
[13:40] <nerderror> the best
[13:40] <+pac0_BR> ahah holy shit
01[13:40] <Raemuz> even paco likes it
[13:40] <Bobert> pac0 agrees
[13:40] <nerderror> forget normal sleepy pens
[13:40] <nerderror> I want one fileld with this
[13:41] <nerderror> filled*
[13:41] <nerderror> proclaim there are syndicate everywhere and stab someone with this fun toy
[13:41] <nerderror> and watch the carnage unfold.
[13:42] <Bobert> Stab sec with PCP
[13:42] <+butt> Butt sec with PCP
[13:42] <Bobert> Also it'd make you think you had 100 health
[13:42] <Bobert> Constantly
[13:42] <Bobert> Help messages would change to punches
[13:42] <Bobert> whatnot
[13:43] <Bobert> You'd have no legs and one arm
[13:43] <Bobert> Zipping through space at light speed
[13:43] <Bobert> 'THEY'RE GONNA GET ME'
[13:43] <nerderror> hahah
01[13:44] <Raemuz> oh my fucking god yes
[13:45] <Bobert> You would pretty much become impossible to habilitate until the drug wears off
[13:45] <nerderror> indeed
[13:45] <Bobert> OD would cause your heart to explode after all of it's out of your system
[13:46] <Bobert> so taking more = live longer
[13:46] <Broodlines> zip lining through spacwe
[13:46] <Broodlines> space*
I will post highlights later but this needed to get out there NOW